2020 March Madness...Nobody Wins, Everyone Loses
As you know, the NCAA has canceled the Basketball Tournament this year. Not postponed, but canceled. March Sadness.
I am not trying to make light of this situation, as I know it is a serious topic. That said, I firmly believe this is getting blown way out of proportion. Those of you who disagree with me, I am sure I will hear from you. And that’s fine.
Aside from the alleged health of our citizens (which our country rarely cares about…prescription drugs, fast food, chlorine in our water, oil spills, vehicle emissions, and basically all the shit they put in our food)…sorry, I got off track. I’ll stop making that argument. We are trying to protect our health. Fine.
So, who are the winners and losers of March Madness being taken away? Or all sports for that matter. And I did lie in the article title, there are indeed some winners…
The Office reruns
Gus Johnson youtube clips
Non-sports television shows
Maternity wards (in 9-10 months)
Apparently toilet paper manufacturers
Uber & Lyft
Sports talk radio
Host city strippers
Pizza delivery guys
Rental car agencies
Players and coaches
Auto fuel companies
Now, tell me what you think!!!