2020 March Madness…Nobody Wins, Everyone Loses
2020 March Madness...Nobody Wins, Everyone Loses
As you know, the NCAA has canceled the Basketball Tournament this year. Not postponed, but canceled. March Sadness.
I am not trying to make light of this situation, as I know it is a serious topic. That said, I firmly believe this is getting blown way out of proportion. Those of you who disagree with me, I am sure I will hear from you. And that’s fine.
Aside from the alleged health of our citizens (which our country rarely cares about…prescription drugs, fast food, chlorine in our water, oil spills, vehicle emissions, and basically all the shit they put in our food)…sorry, I got off track. I’ll stop making that argument. We are trying to protect our health. Fine.
So, who are the winners and losers of March Madness being taken away? Or all sports for that matter. And I did lie in the article title, there are indeed some winners…
Winners:
Netflix
Marriages
Reality TV
Divorce lawyers
Trojan Condoms
The Office reruns
Employee productivity!
Gus Johnson youtube clips
Non-sports television shows
Maternity wards (in 9-10 months)
Apparently toilet paper manufacturers
Losers:
CBS
Bars
Fans
Hotels
Casinos
Airlines
Caterers
Las Vegas
Marriages
Host cities
Uber & Lyft
Restaurants
Sportswriters
Talking heads
Radio stations
Smart gamblers
Sports talk radio
Immune systems
Host city strippers
Television stations
Pizza delivery guys
Alcohol companies
Rental car agencies
Players and coaches
Stadium employees
Auto fuel companies
Now, tell me what you think!!!
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